Synopsis: Somebody Stop the Pope

I was the pope, and spent 10 years saving the world from the brink of annihilation.I faced and overcame death countless times to save the world and barely returned to Earth, but then...[Warning! If you do not reach the required number of believers in 90 days, your system will restart!]"...Excuse me?""Yes?""...I've come to spread the word of G**."